Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you
I would sit on my roof with you at 1 am and talk about the lives we dream of.
why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming